The Jon Chao Fetish

            The birds and the bees are emerging from hibernation as spring love is blooming throughout the Head-Royce community. Like a tulip, a relationship is blossoming between Jon Chao and Lydia Glenn-Murray.

            However, this relationship is quite unusual. Jon, a natural playboy, is playing a mysterious card. Two theories have emerged about his strategies:

1. Playing Hard to Get

Jon continually acts as if he does not enjoy Lydia’s attempts to lull him. This strategy has been successful so far, seeing as it has been both frustrating and mystifying to Lydia. 

2. Avoiding Commitment

Lydia, a wholesome girl with good morals (lol), has a distinct and unusual fetish. This fixation is known as the Jon Chao fetish. Having a Jon Chao fetish is common among teenage Head-Royce students named Theo and Lydia.  

He may want to avoid getting tied down to one girl, in an attempt to maintain his spontaneous affairs. However, a relationship with Ms. Glenn-Murray could be quite desirable because of her great work ethic and innocence.

The other day, the relationship was taken to a new level as the whole crowd at the A’s game chanted for Jon. He finally gave up and allowed the audience to take his picture with Lydia.

Only time will tell how this situation will work out. Except for Lydia, this would be the cutest couple ever.

-Theo

~ by mjonez on May 20, 2008.